Pop Quiz: Who’s Your Newsies Boyfriend?

Your ideal first date would be:

• Coffee. You like to take things slowly. (2 pts)
• A shooting range. (3 pts)
• Cocktails at a cigar bar. (4 pts)
• A stroll in Central Park before painting pottery at Color-Me-Mine. (1 pt)

What would be your ideal birthday present?

• Stacks of travel guides to plan your next far-flung adventure, and 80,000 Delta Sky Miles. (1 pt)
• Dinner and dive-bar hopping in the neighborhood. (3 pts)
• The burnt-orange West Elm sofa that looks a lot like Jonathan Adler if you squint. (2 pts)
• A weekend in Atlantic City. (4 pts)

Your dream job is:

• Cocktail waitress (4 pts)
• Ace reporter (1 pt)
• Wife and mom (2 pts)
• Reality TV personality (3 pts)

Your favorite musical is:

• Fiddler on the Roof (2 pts)
• Brooklyn (3 pts)
• The Pajama Game (1 pt)
• Guys and Dolls (4 pts)

Your feelings on controlled substances:

• All in moderation, my friend. All in moderation. (1 pt)
• In your life, you wouldn’t exactly describe them as “controlled.” (3 pts)
• Cigars are kind of cool. Every once in a while. (4 pts)
• You’re body is fully drug-free, and you’re already taking folate because you don’t want your babies to come out demented. (2 pts)

Your favorite book is:

• The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx (2 pts)
• Bringing Down the House by Ben Mezrich (4 pts)
• Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry (1 pt)
• The Colossus of New York by Colson Whitehead (3 pts)

The quality that you cherish most in a partner:

• Passion (1 pts)
• Brains (2 pts)
• Financial solvency (4 pts)
• Loyalty (3 pts)

You want your children to grow up to be:

• Something honest—firefighters or cops or nurses. (3 pts)
• You’ll support your children whatever they want to be… You know, doctors, lawyers, CEOs. (2 pts)
• Something creative—architects, writers, art directors. (1 pt)
• Whatever will make them the most money. (4 pts)

Which song lyric do you most identify with?

• No. Sleep. ‘Til Brooklyn. (3 pts)
• And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. (4 pts)
• Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drink. And times when you’re alone, all you do is think. (1 pt)
• Let’s go make a family.
And they will bring us joy, for always. (2 pts)

Where are you going on vacation this year?

• You live on the G train, so you’re physically unable to leave Brooklyn. (3 pts)
• You’ve always wanted to see The Grand Canyon. (1 pt)
• Vegas, baby. Or maybe just Foxwoods. (4 pts)
• Somewhere that the whole family will enjoy. Like… Disney World! (2 pts)

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Cheese it! Add up your answers and click on the corresponding link below to meet your newsie soulmate and boyfriend:

• You scored: 10 to 18 points.
• You scored: 19 to 26 points.
• You scored: 27 to 34 points.
• You scored: 35 to 40 points.

Photo: Deen van Meer