{"id":310,"date":"2012-08-01T00:12:21","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T04:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/?page_id=310"},"modified":"2012-08-01T00:12:21","modified_gmt":"2012-08-01T04:12:21","slug":"the-hottielympians","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/the-hottielympians\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hottielympians"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to The Athletes<\/del> Hotties Village, here at the 2012 Hottielympics. We here there may or may not be sum debauchery in the barracks, of which we wholeheartedly approve.<\/p>\n

Either way, visitors are welcome to click around and get to know this years competitors. Below, check out their player cards, Broadway Stats, and Hottielympics records, just my clicking on their names.<\/p>\n

And remember, all heights are relative. Or vaguely fictional. Because no one ever tells the truth about that, anyway.<\/p>\n

The Men:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. Jeremy Jordan<\/a><\/li>\n
  2. Christian Borle<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. Stark Sands<\/a><\/li>\n
  4. Josh Segarra<\/a><\/li>\n
  5. Will Chase<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. Bobby Cannavale<\/a><\/li>\n
  7. Andy Mientus<\/a><\/li>\n
  8. Gavin Creel<\/a><\/li>\n
  9. Raul Esparza<\/a><\/li>\n
  10. Jay A Johnson<\/a><\/li>\n
  11. Steve Kazee<\/a><\/li>\n
  12. Colin Donnell<\/a><\/li>\n
  13. Aaron Tveit<\/a><\/li>\n
  14. Aaron Lazar<\/a><\/li>\n
  15. Santino Fontana<\/a><\/li>\n
  16. Joshua Henry<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Women:<\/strong><\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Lindsay Mendez<\/a><\/li>\n
    2. Caissie Levy<\/a><\/li>\n
    3. Jessie Mueller<\/a><\/li>\n
    4. Laura Osnes<\/a><\/li>\n
    5. Betsy Wolfe<\/a><\/li>\n
    6. Sierra Boggess<\/a><\/li>\n
    7. Lily Rabe<\/a><\/li>\n
    8. Audra McDonald<\/a><\/li>\n
    9. Sutton Foster<\/a><\/li>\n
    10. Annaleigh Ashford<\/a><\/li>\n
    11. Celia Keenan-Bolger<\/a><\/li>\n
    12. Patti Murin<\/a><\/li>\n
    13. Condola Rashad<\/a><\/li>\n
    14. Kelli O’Hara<\/a><\/li>\n
    15. Cristin Milioti<\/a><\/li>\n
    16. Stephanie J Block<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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