{"id":252,"date":"2012-07-30T10:07:39","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T14:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/?p=252"},"modified":"2012-07-30T10:07:39","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T14:07:39","slug":"group-stage-day-one-the-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/2012\/07\/group-stage-day-one-the-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Group Stage Day One: The Men"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good morning Hottielympics enthusiasts. We hope wherever you are, the sun is shining and the birds are chirping and your caffeine is delicious.<\/p>\n

Here, the playing field is somewhat level and we have lots of Gatorade in stock for the competitors.<\/p>\n

Today there are eight matches–each a head-to-head poll–wherein our men face off for early victory in hopes they’ll escape the frantic group stage. Remember, you want your favorite hotties to win by as many points as possible–point differential could come into play later–so get voting. Actually, get your friends and family voting, too.<\/p>\n

Without further ado…<\/p>\n

The Men’s Group Stage, Day One Matches…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Who's your hottie, Jeremy or Christian?<\/strong><\/p>

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  • Jeremy Michael \"Air\" Jordan (65%, 91 Votes)<\/small>
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  • Christian \"The Stache\" Borle (35%, 48 Votes)<\/small>
    <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

    Total Voters: 139<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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    Who's your hottie, Stark or Josh?<\/strong><\/p>

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    • Stark Bunker \"Baby Face\" Sands (66%, 74 Votes)<\/small>
      <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t
    • Josh \"Hoops\" Segarra (34%, 38 Votes)<\/small>
      <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

      Total Voters: 112<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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      Who's your hottie, Will or Bobby?<\/strong><\/p>

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      • Frank William Will \"Show Killer\" Chase (52%, 62 Votes)<\/small>
        <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t
      • Bobby \u201cThe Cannibal\u201d Cannavale (48%, 57 Votes)<\/small>
        <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

        Total Voters: 119<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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        Who's your hottie, Gavin or Andy?<\/strong><\/p>

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        • Gavin \u201cSkyscraper\u201d Creel (86%, 131 Votes)<\/small>
          <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t
        • Andy \u201cMr. Darcy\u201d Mientus (14%, 22 Votes)<\/small>
          <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

          Total Voters: 153<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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          Who's your hottie, Raul or Jay?<\/strong><\/p>

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          • Raul \u201cDeath Star\u201d Esparza (61%, 72 Votes)<\/small>
            <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t
          • Jay A \u201cStrongarm\u201d Johnson (39%, 46 Votes)<\/small>
            <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

            Total Voters: 118<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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            Who's your hottie, Steve or Colin?<\/strong><\/p>

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            • Steve \u201cFeelings\u201d Kazee (73%, 90 Votes)<\/small>
              <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t
            • Colin \u201cOne Tear\u201d Donnell (27%, 34 Votes)<\/small>
              <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

              Total Voters: 124<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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              Who's your hottie, Aaron or Aaron?<\/strong><\/p>

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              • Aaron \u201cLucky Seven\u201d Tveit (88%, 112 Votes)<\/small>
                <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t
              • Aaron \u201cThe Laser\u201d Lazar (13%, 16 Votes)<\/small>
                <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

                Total Voters: 128<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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                Who's your hottie, Santino or Joshua?<\/strong><\/p>

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                • Joshua Anthony Charlton \u201cBiceps\u201d Henry (59%, 64 Votes)<\/small>
                  <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t
                • Santino \u201cThe Fresh Prince\u201d Fontana (41%, 44 Votes)<\/small>
                  <\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

                  Total Voters: 108<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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                  Good morning Hottielympics enthusiasts. We hope wherever you are, the sun is shining and the birds are chirping and your caffeine is delicious. Here, the playing field is somewhat level and we have lots of Gatorade in stock for the competitors. Today there are eight matches–each a head-to-head poll–wherein our men face off for early […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-group-stage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2AtZA-44","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":262,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}