{"id":258,"date":"2012-07-30T10:07:56","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T14:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/?p=258"},"modified":"2012-07-30T10:07:56","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T14:07:56","slug":"group-stage-day-one-the-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/2012\/07\/group-stage-day-one-the-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Group Stage Day One: The Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good morning Hottielympics enthusiasts. We hope your loins are girded and you are ready to get this show on the road. We sure are.<\/p>\n

Today there are eight fierce matches–each a head-to-head poll–wherein our women face off for glory and the chance to escape the frantic group stage. Remember, you want your favorite hotties to win by as many points as possible–point differential could come into play later–so get voting. Actually, get your friends and family voting, too.<\/p>\n

Without further ado…<\/p>\n

The Women’s Group Stage, Day One Matches…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Who's your hottie, Lindsay or Caissie?<\/strong><\/p>

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  • Lindsay \u201cPipes\u201d Mendez (57%, 66 Votes)<\/small>
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  • Caissie \u201cThe Canuck\u201d Levy (43%, 49 Votes)<\/small>
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    Total Voters: 115<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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    Who's your hottie, Jessie or Laura?<\/strong><\/p>

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    • Laura Ann \u201cSmall Town\u201d Osnes (78%, 91 Votes)<\/small>
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    • Jessie \u201cThe Velvet Shadow\u201d Mueller (22%, 26 Votes)<\/small>
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      Total Voters: 117<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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      Who's your hottie, Betsy or Sierra?<\/strong><\/p>

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      • Sierra \u201cMadre\u201d Boggess (60%, 63 Votes)<\/small>
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      • Betsy \u201cPrincess\u201d Wolfe (40%, 42 Votes)<\/small>
        <\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

        Total Voters: 105<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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        Who's your hottie, Lily or Audra?<\/strong><\/p>

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        • Audra Ann \u201cHall of Fame\u201d McDonald (82%, 94 Votes)<\/small>
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        • Lily \u201cThe Bard Babe\u201d Rabe (18%, 20 Votes)<\/small>
          <\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

          Total Voters: 114<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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          Who's your hottie, Sutton or Annaleigh?<\/strong><\/p>

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          • Sutton \u201cTime-Step\u201d Foster (83%, 94 Votes)<\/small>
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          • Annaleigh \u201cRob\u201d Ashford (17%, 19 Votes)<\/small>
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            Total Voters: 113<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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            Who's your hottie, Celia or Patti?<\/strong><\/p>

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            • Celia \u201cShort Stuff\u201d Keenan-Bolger (77%, 85 Votes)<\/small>
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            • Patti \u201cAnd the Holograms\u201d Murin (23%, 26 Votes)<\/small>
              <\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

              Total Voters: 111<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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              Who's your hottie, Condola or Kelli?<\/strong><\/p>

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              • Kelli \u201cPrincess Grace\u201d O\u2019Hara (85%, 91 Votes)<\/small>
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              • Condola \u201cClose to the Tree\u201d Rashad (15%, 16 Votes)<\/small>
                <\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

                Total Voters: 107<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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                Who's your hottie, Cristin or Stephanie?<\/strong><\/p>

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                • Stephanie \u201cJinx\u201d Block (53%, 70 Votes)<\/small>
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                • Cristin \u201cHipstamatic\u201d Milioti (47%, 61 Votes)<\/small>
                  <\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul>

                  Total Voters: 131<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n

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                  Good morning Hottielympics enthusiasts. We hope your loins are girded and you are ready to get this show on the road. We sure are. Today there are eight fierce matches–each a head-to-head poll–wherein our women face off for glory and the chance to escape the frantic group stage. Remember, you want your favorite hotties to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-group-stage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2AtZA-4a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":263,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions\/263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}