{"id":394,"date":"2012-08-03T10:44:47","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T14:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/?p=394"},"modified":"2012-08-03T10:44:47","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T14:44:47","slug":"quarter-finals-groups-a-b-the-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/2012\/08\/quarter-finals-groups-a-b-the-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Quarter Finals, Groups A &#038; B: The Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, when I posted my recap last night, I didn&#8217;t realize that people were actually being ELIMINATED in that round. See, this is what I was telling you about not fully grasping the structure of most sporting competitions. I guess if The Mick were here, she would write something about how the competition is fierce, and highlight all the riveting battles, but I&#8217;m just sitting here all sad like, WHY DON&#8217;T YOU LIKE BOBBY CANNAVALE? Anyway, this is the quarterfinal round for the men. That means there&#8217;s four groups left. That also means that whoever loses in this round goes home. Groups A &amp; B are up first, so, this is it. Vote your faces off, you guys!<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-50\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Who's your hottie, Jeremy or Gavin?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-50-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><a href=\"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/gavin-creel\/\">Gavin \u201cSkyscraper\u201d Creel<\/a> <small>(69%, 8,973 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"wp-polls-bar\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><div class=\"wp-polls-bar-fill\" style=\"width: 69%;\"><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li><a href=\"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/jeremy-jordan\/\">Jeremy Michael \"Air\" Jordan<\/a> <small>(31%, 4,022 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"wp-polls-bar\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><div class=\"wp-polls-bar-fill\" style=\"width: 31%;\"><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\">Total Voters: <strong>12,994<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_50_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"afceeb5aaa\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-50-loading\" class=\"wp-polls wp-polls-loading\"><span class=\"wp-polls-spinner\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/span> Loading ...<\/div>\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-51\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Who's your hottie, Will or Christian?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-51-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><a href=\"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/will-chase\/\">Frank William Will \"Show Killer\" Chase<\/a> <small>(63%, 1,503 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"wp-polls-bar\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><div class=\"wp-polls-bar-fill\" style=\"width: 63%;\"><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li><a href=\"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/christian-borle\/\">Christian \"The Stache\" Borle<\/a> <small>(37%, 895 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"wp-polls-bar\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><div class=\"wp-polls-bar-fill\" style=\"width: 37%;\"><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\">Total Voters: <strong>2,398<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_51_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"8601107654\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-51-loading\" class=\"wp-polls wp-polls-loading\"><span class=\"wp-polls-spinner\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/span> Loading ...<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, when I posted my recap last night, I didn&#8217;t realize that people were actually being ELIMINATED in that round. See, this is what I was telling you about not fully grasping the structure of most sporting competitions. I guess if The Mick were here, she would write something about how the competition is fierce, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quarter-final"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2AtZA-6m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":416,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions\/416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}