{"id":42,"date":"2012-07-28T00:42:51","date_gmt":"2012-07-28T04:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/?p=42"},"modified":"2012-07-28T00:42:51","modified_gmt":"2012-07-28T04:42:51","slug":"welcome-to-the-2012-hottielympics-opening-ceremonies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecraptacular.com\/hottielympics\/2012\/07\/welcome-to-the-2012-hottielympics-opening-ceremonies\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the 2012 Hottielympics Opening Ceremonies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Right now we need you to imagine this post being read by Angela Lansbury, who we\u2019ve decided is the Master of Ceremonies here. And, in case you were wondering, 2011-12 Broadway MVP Jeremy Jordan has been selected as the flag bearer.<\/p>\n

In a short while, there will be a performance of One Direction, because\u2026 they\u2019re obviously Great Britain\u2019s best ambassadors to the world right now. Plus, we hear there are lots of girls who think they\u2019re cute, so it seems fitting.\u00a0 In the meantime, we would like you to welcome this year\u2019s Hottielympians representing Broadway and the good old US of A.<\/p>\n

The Men:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. Jeremy Jordan<\/a><\/li>\n
  2. Christian Borle<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. Stark Sands<\/a><\/li>\n
  4. Josh Segarra<\/a><\/li>\n
  5. Will Chase<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. Bobby Cannavale<\/a><\/li>\n
  7. Andy Mientus<\/a><\/li>\n
  8. Gavin Creel<\/a><\/li>\n
  9. Raul Esparza<\/a><\/li>\n
  10. Jay A Johnson<\/a><\/li>\n
  11. Steve Kazee<\/a><\/li>\n
  12. Colin Donnell<\/a><\/li>\n
  13. Aaron Tveit<\/a><\/li>\n
  14. Aaron Lazar<\/a><\/li>\n
  15. Santino Fontana<\/a><\/li>\n
  16. Joshua Henry<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Women:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    1. Lindsay Mendez<\/a><\/li>\n
    2. Caissie Levy<\/a><\/li>\n
    3. Jessie Mueller<\/a><\/li>\n
    4. Laura Osnes<\/a><\/li>\n
    5. Betsy Wolfe<\/a><\/li>\n
    6. Sierra Boggess<\/a><\/li>\n
    7. Lily Rabe<\/a><\/li>\n
    8. Audra McDonald<\/a><\/li>\n
    9. Sutton Foster<\/a><\/li>\n
    10. Annaleigh Ashford<\/a><\/li>\n
    11. Celia Keenan-Bolger<\/a><\/li>\n
    12. Patti Murin<\/a><\/li>\n
    13. Condola Rashad<\/a><\/li>\n
    14. Kelli O’Hara<\/a><\/li>\n
    15. Cristin Milioti<\/a><\/li>\n
    16. Stephanie J Block<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Click around, familiarize yourself with the competitors. Print cards and paste them to your forehead before you go out in public to show your support. Gird your loins.<\/p>\n

      Brackets you up this weekend so you can start toformulate voting strategies to push your favorite hotties toward gold. They’ll be printable, natch.<\/p>\n

      But in the meantime, don\u2019t forget to enjoy the One Direction.<\/p>\n