Stressed because you have deadlines at that thing you call a job and you still haven’t finished Christmas shopping and your whole damn family is fucking everything up by celebrating Christmas like four whole entire days early and you have a crush on a dude who is either really mysterious or really taken or really not into you and you can’t even really tell the difference?
No? Just me?
Whatever. Life is hard sometimes. Even at the holidays. I bet there are some hard things in your life, too! I bet some of you have started to believe you’re going to be forever alone, spending every holiday until your Great Aunt Eunice and all of her offspring finally die fending off questions about when you’re going to find someone nice and settle down AS IF THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR ART AND MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK ANYWAY OKAY?!
Still just me?
Well. Whatever (again). Here’s the thing. I have found a cure for this shitty week of stress. And I’m going to share it with you. Because Merry Fucking Christmas, okay?! … Just kidding. It’s because I love you.
Anyway. Check out this lovely Christmas tune that Colin Donnell and Patti Murin recorded together.
(Aren’t they just the best? I mean. They have essentially restored my faith in the existence of love in this dark universe and if they ever break up I’m probably going to be suicidal, but no big deal guys, just don’t fuck this up, okay?! And shit… I digressed a lot, there…)
Because it’s lovely. And because they’re a-fucking-dorable, and they’re always doing adorable things together clearly. And because it’s basically perfect because how could anything those two do be any less than perfect anyway, right? I MEAN LOOK AT THEM.
So here you go. All I Want for Christmas (is Broadway’s Cutest Couple to Sing to Me). Just try not to feel spirited after this. I dare you.