Showbituary: Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

Tears and eyeliner do not mix.

This announcement sucks in particular: Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson is donezo.  Over.  Closing January 2^nd, 2011.

Also, this blows goats.

From Andrew Jackson’s first promise to put it in us, he came through, time and again.  Speaking directly to a young, smart, edgy audience first off-Broadway, then on, our seventh POTUS proved that Broadway could be many things.  Broadway could be anything.  Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

We’re devastated to see it go, and frankly, too disconsolate to say much else.

We’ll miss your sexypants, Andrew (Mr. Jackson if you’re nasty).  But at least we’ll always have the lapdances, err, memories.

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