Welcome to the 2012 Hottielympics Opening Ceremonies

by the mick on July 28, 2012

Right now we need you to imagine this post being read by Angela Lansbury, who we’ve decided is the Master of Ceremonies here. And, in case you were wondering, 2011-12 Broadway MVP Jeremy Jordan has been selected as the flag bearer.

In a short while, there will be a performance of One Direction, because… they’re obviously Great Britain’s best ambassadors to the world right now. Plus, we hear there are lots of girls who think they’re cute, so it seems fitting.  In the meantime, we would like you to welcome this year’s Hottielympians representing Broadway and the good old US of A.

The Men:

  1. Jeremy Jordan
  2. Christian Borle
  3. Stark Sands
  4. Josh Segarra
  5. Will Chase
  6. Bobby Cannavale
  7. Andy Mientus
  8. Gavin Creel
  9. Raul Esparza
  10. Jay A Johnson
  11. Steve Kazee
  12. Colin Donnell
  13. Aaron Tveit
  14. Aaron Lazar
  15. Santino Fontana
  16. Joshua Henry

The Women:

  1. Lindsay Mendez
  2. Caissie Levy
  3. Jessie Mueller
  4. Laura Osnes
  5. Betsy Wolfe
  6. Sierra Boggess
  7. Lily Rabe
  8. Audra McDonald
  9. Sutton Foster
  10. Annaleigh Ashford
  11. Celia Keenan-Bolger
  12. Patti Murin
  13. Condola Rashad
  14. Kelli O’Hara
  15. Cristin Milioti
  16. Stephanie J Block

Click around, familiarize yourself with the competitors. Print cards and paste them to your forehead before you go out in public to show your support. Gird your loins.

Brackets you up this weekend so you can start toformulate voting strategies to push your favorite hotties toward gold. They’ll be printable, natch.

But in the meantime, don’t forget to enjoy the One Direction.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

isabelle July 28, 2012 at 12:45 am

god bless (esp. for the bonus one direction!)

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Tara July 28, 2012 at 1:00 am

So appropriate that Jeremy Jordan got to carry the banner…err, flag.

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