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Q&A: Caught in the Act with… Aaron Tveit

Broadway fans know and love Aaron from musicals like Next to Normal and Catch Me If You Can. And TV fans may recognize him as Trip van der Bilt on Gossip Girl. But the whole entire world is about to get a big old glimpse of our favorite leading man this Christmas when he graces the silver screen as swoon-worthy student revolutionary Enjolras in Les Miserables. On one of his rare days off from filming his new TV show Graceland, Tveit took the time to chat with us. Topics covered include: Enjolras’ ferociousness and chastity, his new West End friends, and his ‘awesome’ very first car. Here’s how it all went down…

M: When did you first see Les Miz?
A: I grew up an hour north of New York City, and I saw Les Miz when I was in tenth grade with my high school chorus. I didn’t think I knew the show, and then I was sitting in the theater and I was like, ‘How do I know all these songs?’ That’s the cool thing about it. It’s part of American pop culture, in a way. And I just loved it. I’d only seen a couple shows before that and you know—all the war, and the story—it got me. I loved it.

M: Did you picture yourself being in it when you first saw it?
A: Absolutely not. No. If you told me then, sitting in that theater, that I was going to be in the movie version of it I would have told you that you were crazy.

M: Film is so permanent. Did you feel any pressure about playing this iconic character on screen?
A: I have to say, I didn’t. I just didn’t think about the scope of it in that way. It definitely felt special, though. There were moments where I would turn to Eddie [Redmayne] or someone and be like, ‘Dude, this is different. This is a special thing.’ But I really didn’t concern myself with the weight of expectations or anything like that. I really just tried to prepare for it as I prepare for everything else and just focus. I find that with anything, you have to focus on the micro. If I look at the whole thing, I’ll get overwhelmed.

M: How do you see the character of Enjolras, and how did you prepare to play him?
A: We had six weeks of rehearsal for this film and before that, I read the unabridged version [of the novel]. Victor Hugo has so much description about his characters and about the time period. I mean, there’s a two page description of Enjolras in the novel, and it’s like acting gold. He talks about how this guy is in love with liberty and he’s fighting for the ideals of revolution, and that he’s this very kind person, but he’s capable of this ferocity. And there’s another line that any time he was approached by a female, Enjolras would “chastely” lower his eyes. I just thought that was so descriptive of who this guy is. Then, something that we found in rehearsal is that some of the students are kind of playing at revolution. They think it’s a good idea, but they might not really know what it means. But Enjolras has the weight of the world on his shoulders. He is wise beyond his years and he actually understands, and is committed to, the real ideals of what they’re fighting for. He knows in the back of his mind, even when they’re starting, that they’re going to be faced with death. And then by the time “Drink With Me” happens, I think Enjolras knows that he’s led his friends to death. So I just thought there was a weight to him and a depth and passion. And that’s where I started from.

M: Was there anything from the stage show that you were really hoping they’d keep in the film?
A: I was really interested in how they were going to handle Enjolras’s death. Because that is such an iconic moment that everyone knows from the stage. And I feel like the way that it’s done in the movie is wonderful because they’re giving a nod to the theatrical version, but it’s different, and it’s handled right within the scope of the story that’s being told on film. And I just liked how that whole scene in particular was handled. That final battle in the stage version is very fast and in tempo, and we didn’t have to stick to those parameters. Hadley [Fraser] could play out that moment completely and I could then react and play out that moment completely. Tom [Hooper] said to Hadley and I, ‘Listen, you guys happen to be on different sides of this conflict, but you guys grew up in the same neighborhood. You probably grew up together, and now you’re standing in front of each other.’ And when Grantaire and I are standing there, I think that played out in Hadley’s eyes. He knows he’s doing his duty, but he’s killing somebody that easily could be him. And I think that’s something that we were able to play out in that moment, because we had freedom to change what was on the page. I think that’s a great result of the live signing — not just that we sung live — but that moments like that could be fully realized.

M: It was crazy to see your face when Enjolras is about to die, because the audience doesn’t get that experience in a stage musical; you’re so far away.
A: That’s what I think is really cool about the movie. That’s the kind of depth and emotion that you’re trying to work with every night on stage. But when you have those moments, the audience can never see them that close-up.

M: So you didn’t get to wear Enjolras’ famous costume, which our friends call ‘The Xylophone’…
A: No, I didn’t!

M: Were you a little bummed?
A: You know, I think I was little bummed at first, but then, I loved the red coat that they got for me. Originally I think they wanted me to lose it for the battle, because everyone else stripped down to their waistcoats and sash, but I was like… You know what? I’ve got to keep the coat on. I don’t care, it may be hot in there, but there’s that iconic image from the xylophone — I gotta stick with this red coat. Even though it was a little different, I tried to keep something special as far as his costume.

M: Can you settle a bet for us?
A: Sure.

M: Is that your real hair?
A: What do you think?

M: I’m guessing no, but…
A: It’s not. It’s a wig. They wanted all of us to grow our hair out for Les Miz, but because I had to shoot the pilot [for Graceland] I couldn’t. So as a result, they had to make me a wig, but they took my real hair to match the color. And even though it’s a little perm-y, I think it could definitely pass as if I had grown my hair out and they’d treated it.

M: So your real hair does not grow out curly like that?
A: My real hair does not grow out curly like that, no.

M: It’s kind of cool to see the wig, because I think the wig is what makes you not look like yourself.
A: That’s the other thing that I liked about it, too. Those costumes are so transformative, but it was another thing for me every day, having to spend the time in the hair chair. By the time I left, I saw a different person in the mirror, so it was like putting on this skin of this other person. I mean, that sounds so heavy, but it was the first time I’d ever experienced that and it was kind of cool.

M: Being the leader of the barricade boys, you were hanging out with all these West End actors, but you were on a set full of big-time film actors, so, what was that like?
A: It was great, man. They were such a great group of guys and we had so much fun. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did with those guys. Killian [Donnelly] and Fra [Fee] and Alistair [Brammer] are three of the funniest people I’ve ever met. And it’s unintentional comedy, you know what I mean? It’s not like they’re telling jokes or anything. They’re just hilarious. There were times, though, that we’d musical-theater-nerd-out a little bit. We would just break into song, or break into harmony with a show tune, and the film actors were definitely looking at us like “What is wrong with you people?”

They would do warm-ups every morning — I was usually in the hair chair and couldn’t get out — where one of the guys was playing piano and everyone else would be singing, but they would end up singing “The Circle of Life” from The Lion King. And young Daniel [Huttlestone], the kid who plays Gavroche, would be there and at the very end, they would lift him like Simba.

M: We spied some great pictures of you and Daniel together—can you tell us about them?
A: From the very beginning, I just thought Daniel was the coolest, man. I was like, I want to grow up and be like Daniel one day. He’s [mimics Dan’s accent] got this straight cockney accent, right? Anyway, I loved this kid and we had the same hair and makeup girl and there was a continuity photo of Daniel showing his teeth I just loved, so I asked Becca, the hair girl, to take the same picture of me put it up next to Daniel’s so he would see it the next morning. And he loved it. So that was like, our little thing, that we both had the same teeth picture. He was like my little buddy on set.

Sorry about your ovaries, but when Aaron sent us this personal on-set snap of him and Daniel, we had to use it.

M: So, we always joke about the barricade boys being history’s first boyband. In light of that, I want you to pick four other theater actors to be in a boyband with you.
A: Well, the ladies love a guy who’s kind of a badass, and a country southern boy, so I gotta go with my main man Jeremy Woodard. And because he can sing his ass off, and it would allow me not to sing all the high harmonies, I need to go with Steven Booth. I’m trying to think… who’s got some good moves, man? We need somebody to do some dance moves. Curtis Holbrook, another one of my buddies, can dance his ass off! And then you always need one guy who can sing low notes. I don’t know, is there anybody who sings low notes anymore?

M: This is a tough one. You can pick West End actors if you have any in mind.
A: Yeah, you know what, I think Fra would be the last member of our boyband. Just cause he’s hilarious.

M: Les Miz has a pretty devoted following the world over, but you’ve been in a bunch of shows that have pretty big followings, fromWicked and even Next to Normal, to Gossip Girl. So, which show has the craziest fans?
A: You know, I’d seen the show before I was on it, but I didn’t realize how many people lived and died by Gossip Girl, you know what I mean? I remember this one time, I was at Cosi ordering a beautiful Thanksgiving turkey sandwich and I see the girl working at the counter giving me the evil eye. And I get up there and she just goes “Uh-uh, Trip.” And I was like “Woah, what?” She just said “Trip, that’s messed up what you did to Serena.” I was like “Oh, my god. I’m just trying to get my sandwich. That’s not me, that’s a television show.” But I mean, I have so many people come up to me and say like I’m an asshole or that they couldn’t believe I did that.

M: We talk to our readers all the time, and they are a little bit obsessed with you. In fact, they completely adore you. Is that kind of attention something that makes you uncomfortable, or do you kind of rock it?
A: Well I mean, you realize it’s because the work you’re doing is good, so people appreciate that, but I have to be honest, I really try to stay away from it. I think that if you start to think of yourself that way, it can really start to mess you up and get you in ego-maniac-ville, so I really try not to be aware of it as much as possible.

M: Between sports and theater and school, it sounds like you were super programmed when you were a kid. But, if you had an entire day to yourself back when you were sixteen years old, what would you have done?
A: When I was sixteen, this is what I used to do on the weekends: Five of my buddies and I would go play a pick-up basketball game in the afternoon, then get together and hang out. So it was all about really hanging out with my friends and I just loved to play sports. Although, at sixteen, I had just gotten my car and my license and I loved to drive the first car that I had. So, I probably would have spent an hour or so just driving around by myself.

M: What was your first car?
A: I had a 1993, two-door, green, Honda Accord, and it was awesome.

M: Did you put decals all over it? A spoiler?
A: No, I didn’t have a spoiler or anything. I just had a sick system in the back. Those subwoofers were bumpin’.

M: That’s such a suburban boy thing.
A: [Laughing] Oh yeah, I was like, gangster rap bumping in my ’93 Honda Accord in the suburbs. It was amazing.

M: On a scale of one to Tonya Harding, how competitive would you say you are?
A: Oh man! I don’t want to sound crazy. I don’t know, I’m pretty competitive. I mean, I have friends that need to gamble on everything and can never lose an argument and all that stuff. I’m not like that. But if you get me on a sports field or you get me competing for a job, in the sense that I work very, very hard to make sure that I’m in a good position to win those things, I would say — I’m totally qualifying my number right now, that’s what I’m doing — I’d probably say if ten is a Tonya Harding then I’m like… a 7.5? Or something.

M: Lightning round! Do you sing in the shower, and if so, do you have a go-to song?
A: Yes, I sing in the shower. And I don’t have a song of choice. It’s whatever random thing is in my head, which… I have a musical rolodex and could be anything. I mean, anything.

M: What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid?
A: Oh my god, I watched so much television when I was a kid. But my favorite show was probably a tie between Ghost Busters and Family Matters.

M: Favorite breakfast cereal.
A: Frosted Flakes.

M: What is your favorite book of all time?
A: That’s a hard one. The one that just popped into my mind — since this lightening round – is The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay.

M: Favorite mid-to-late 90s pop song?
A: “Return of the Mack”

M: Best choice ever!
A: [Laughs] A buddy of mine just got married and we got to write in to the DJ and I submitted that and they played it during the wedding. It was amazing.

M: What are some words that you use too often?
A: I think I said it in this interview. It’s ‘rad.’ I think ‘rad’ is done. It finished in like, the late 90s and I still rock it. I also say ‘awesome’ too much, I realize that. But I really mean it, though, when I say it!

M: What are some words you don’t use often enough?
A: I try to say ‘thank you’ as much as I can, but I feel like, we could always do that more. But I really make a point to say ‘thank you.’ Maybe ‘I’m sorry’?

M: What is the most annoying costume you’ve ever worn?
A: The Second Act Fiyero thing, the military outfit. It used dig into my neck every day and I didn’t like it. It was, like, all up in my neck business.

M: Best subject in school?
A: History.

M: If you weren’t an actor, what would you be?
A: I honestly do not know.

M: Did you ask Santa for anything special for Christmas?
A: My Mom still stuffs a stocking from Santa. So it’s usually like, my deodorant and my socks that I wear and chapstick and hair products. So I guess that’s kind of what I ask Santa for, because that’s what’s supposed to be from Santa, quote unquote, in my house.

M: Last but not least, what would you give Enjolras for Christmas?
A: Oh man, I’d give him a beer or something. I want to be like, relax, dude. Let’s just take it down a couple levels here. Like, I get it, but let’s just take it easy.

Photos: aarontveit.net; ©efmgt

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No Big Deal, We Just Found Your Next Broadway Crush

You know the song we’ve been singing all season, right? ‘Someday My Santino Fontana Will Come.’ Because at this point, it’s pretty clear that Broadway’s collective fangirl heart is just counting down the moments until Santino hits the stage as Prince Charming in Cinderella.

Oh, you didn’t know that? You… have never heard Santino sing?

Well. We’re about to fix that. In fact, we’re about to prove that even if you didn’t know it yet, you, too, have been waiting for your Santino Fontana to come. Because you are about to watch this video of Santino singing “Me and My Shadow” with Andrew Kober at Charlie Rosen’s Broadway Big Band gig a few weeks ago. And you are about to develop an all-consuming, life-ruining crush.

It’s okay. We understand. With his dashing, grown-up good looks, and swoon-worthy, vintage baritone, Santino Fontana is blowing our fangirl minds, too. And his sense of humor—check out his AMAZING banter with Kober at about the two minute mark—only sweetens the deal.

Enjoy the video kids, we were so obsessed with the performance that we twisted Charlie’s arm to get it from him before he released most of the other videos from his show. And keep checking back with Charlie’s YouTube Channel. Not just because he’s cute and disgustingly talented, but because eventually he’s going to post his Andrews Sisters style arrangement of “Rolling in the Deep” and you’re going to want to hear that, too.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to daydream about being swept around the dance floor at the Copa like it’s 1955. Santino looks good in our fantasies.

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In Which Broadway Gives a Shit About Enjolras!

By now, you’re pretty tired of hearing Anne Hathaway talk about eating two Nilla Wafers a day and suffering for her Fantine. Like. You’re going to kick a baby deer in the face if she mentions it ever again. And if one more person wants you to seem impressed by the fact that the cast actually sang, right there on that set, right at the same time as they were acting their scenes – as if theater actors don’t actually do that 8 times a week—you’re going to light some shit on fire.

But it’s all good, here in the hood. Because you have Aaron Tveit to save your sanity, right? Aaronjolras Tveit.

Well. You have like, four NYC red carpet photos and three film stills, at least. Those meager scraps of publicity are making you pretty happy. You’ve papered your bedroom with the print-outs already.

And sure. You’re kind of annoyed he’s barely in the previews. Or interviews. Or epic Annie Liebowitz photo spreads in Vogue. And you’re definitely pissed there are no big Aaronjolras posters for you to steal from your local subway station.

But fear not, Broadway, we’ve got your back. Because we are your people. And we adore Aaron Tveit, and Enjolras – a character Broadway loved hard enough to award a Tony (forget that Marius guy) – just as much as you do. We know what you want to know.

So while we can’t give Tveit an Oscar or Tony Nom for his work, we can (and will) gush our faces off about it. Because… well. Beautiful, golden throated Aaron Tveit playing Enjolras on film is pretty fucking important. And as the man who rules the barricade of our hearts, Aaronjolras deserves a solid few minutes of dedicated fangirling.

You’ll be glad to hear that on the barricade of this movie, Tveit does not disappoint. He’s clearly one of the best singers in the lot. Like. The minute he opens that mouth you breathe a sigh of relief, because you know you—and your beloved Enjolras—are in good vocal hands. And then there’s the acting. Tveit’s Enjolras is appropriately fearless, dashing, and single-minded. Seeing his face, set in proud defiance, as Enjolras stares down his own death is a bizarre pleasure. He is perfect. He is the Enjolras of your dreams.

Plus he’s fucking beautiful, even in wig that looks like it was made from the fur of a homeless cocker-spaniel. You want an example of said beauty? Well. There’s this moment when we enter Café Musain for the first time, and Aaronjolras is standing there with neck of his shirt pulled open, and his entire person is glistening with sweat and you will be transfixed by the glistening triangle of skin just below his throat. Good luck not groaning out loud in that moment, because you will also instantaneously imagine yourself licking the sweat out of the hollow of his throat as you pull his shirt open little by little. (No? Just me?) And wait until you see him hanging upside-down and dead out a window. It’s like… the most important moment in your Les Miz and Aaron Tveit loving life. It’s glorious. You’re going to lose your mind a little bit.

So what we’re really saying, Broadway, is this: fear not. Enjolras is front and center in the movie, no matter what the mainstream press coverage might have you believe. And Aaron Tveit, in all his golden, revolutionary glory, is going to make you swoon.

Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re just going to imagine Aaron glistening with sweat as he reclines in front of a huge wagon wheel every minute of every day until December 25th.

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The precise amount of time you’ve been waiting for this film depends entirely upon how long it’s been since you first heard the score, or saw the stage show, or both. Suffice it to say, you feel like you’ve been imagining what this movie will look like inside your head for, well, forever. (For Lucky, it’s 20 years. For the Mick, it’s 18.)

That is exactly why you, Les Miserables: The Musical fan, are a very special breed of audience. You’ve memorized every inflection from that very contra-band YouTube video of your favorite Marius’ “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables.” You can rattle off lists of men who’ve starred as Enjolras the way many men recite the starting line-up of their favorite sports team. Indeed, you sort of think of the cast of Les Miz as your favorite sports team, maybe ever. You can identify Courfeyrac. Shit, you know how to spell Courfeyrac.

And yes. You’re going to feel every line Tom Hooper and co. have moved or changed. Every line they dropped. But you know what else? You’re going to lose your ever-loving fangirl/guy mind in that theater on the 25th. Probably a hojillion times over. We’re here to help you prepare by compiling a list of mind-melting moments in Les Miserables: The Movie Musical. Gird your loins.

ps. In case you’re one of four people on earth who doesn’t already know this entire 150-year-old tale, we’re about to spoil your faces off. So. You’ve been warned.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #01
Wait, you mean, they’re proving Jean Valjean is strong? – Remember that messy moment in the stage musical where Mayor Jean Valjean picks up that cart—who are we kidding, of course you do!—and Javert says it reminds him of the strongest man he ever knew who was a convict? And we’re all supposed to be like “OH SHIT HE’S ON TO MAYOR JEAN VALJEAN’S SECRET!!” And like, we all kind of were, except… we had no idea that Jean Valjean was strong to begin with, let alone how/why Inspector Javert would have known that about a lowly former convict? So it was kind of unclear but we were just going to have to trust the writers anyway? Well. That’s no more. Because we all get to see underfed, bloody-scalped, dirty convict Valjean be magically strong and pick up some heavy shit in the very first scene. Clearly someone had Wheaties for breakfast that morning, and now, everything in France makes sense again.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #02
Colm Wilkinson is all up in Digne – Yes, he still has that weird/awesome cadence to his vocal stylings. And yes, he still looks exactly like Act II’s Old Jean Valjean has looked in your imagination since you were a child. Which is all to say, yes, you will be disgustingly happy to see his face beside Hugh Jackman’s – two landmark Valjeans, side by side. You might even start crying, right there in scene two of this damn movie. Hopefully you’ll have lots of tissues on hand.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #03
It’s a movie. So you can see Fantine actually working. And we do mean working. – In the novel, Fantine’s various professions are always pretty clear. On the stage, it always just kind of seemed like she spent her days singing, reading letters, and fighting with the other bitches in the factory, which frankly made her subsequent termination from said factory seem kind of unsurprising. But in the film, you can actually see her working, and you can see what she’s working on, which feels like a weird, low-watt revelation. She’s working on beads. The Mick continues to insist that she’s making rosaries, which does seem sort of obviously Hugo-esque in steamroller-y symbolism, but that’s not what she’s doing. She’s making the beads. Trust, it’s in the book. How do you make beads? We don’t know. Nor do we really know what the references to “grafting” are all about in “At the End of the Day,” but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with making beads, and is probably a British thing, like the phrase “the Foreman is always on heat,” but at least it’s fairly clear what that means. Anyway, you see the beads in this movie. After she realizes that there’s no money in arts and crafts, we also witness Fantine being semi-raped by one of her customers, including his post-orgasmic sigh, which is just horrifying for a musical that we loved when we were 11.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #04
Wait, did I forget this scene with Javert trying to get own self fired? – So there’s this scene where Javert goes to see Mayor Jean Valjean in his office above the factory and like, tries to surrender his sword/give up his job, because he thinks he has just broked his own personal code of honor by falsely accusing Monsieur le Maire of being a secret ex-con. Anyway, events tangentially related to this happen in the stage version, and they’re singing some rhyme-y words along to actual music and for a whole hot minute you’re going to think you’ve totally lost your marbles and forgotten an entire scene from the musical. But trust us, you haven’t lost your mind. The other day at a press conference Tom Hooper told us that he found this in the book and added it to the movie. You know. To show that Javert really did take his code of honor seriously. Just in case you you’re a total n00b and didn’t already know about how later Javert throws his whole self off a bridge because he can’t cope with a world where he was wrong about how honor goes.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #05
In keeping with literary precedent, Fantine sells her teefs once more. –  In every version of the stage show we’ve ever seen or heard, except for the French versions, go figs, Fantine sells her hair and her locket and eventually her whole person, but the English-language version of the musical has always forgone one of Victor Hugo’s choicier plot points: That Fantine also sells her teeth. You know why they left this out of the musical? Because no one has ever wanted to see or hear any actress, ever, toothlessly lisp the line “For God’s sake, please stay ’til I am sleeping.” Because that’s an SNL skit, not a Tony-winning musical. But through the miracle of modern cinema and a lot of suspension of disbelief, it’s back in the movie.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #06
Holy shit that’s Frances Rufelle’s voice! But where is it coming from?! – Because Cameron Mackintosh knew just exactly how your fangirl heart would swell if the original Eponine was featured in this here flick, we all get a glorious few moments of Frances Rufelle being a hooker. Except. At first, it was hard to tell exactly which hooker she was. Sure, the costume and makeup department probably deserves a lot of credit for this feat of artistry. And maybe Rufelle should get credit for acting so good that she actually disappeared into her new role. But shit, it was crazy knowing you could hear the True Eponine of Your Heart and yet, you couldn’t find her on the damn screen. Watch out for that moment her head pops up right beside Pimp Daniel Evans’ shoulder… That’s when we cheered loudest for the only girl who understood us in junior high school.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #07
Bertie Carvel and Daniel Evans don’t even go here, and yet they do. You know who’s never been in Les Miserables for a minute of his life? Soon-to-be Broadway staaaah Bertie Carvel. Until now, because he’s in this damn movie. Good luck if you can spot him, though. We couldn’t, having only ever seen him in Matilda, dressed as a woman wearing a too-tight bun and knee socks. But he’s there. Same goes for Tony nominee Daniel Evans, who is apparently in this movie because he’s cute, talented, British, and good at musicals. Clearly Cameron Mackintosh casts his movies… just like we do in our minds.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #08
Oh shit, Anne Hathaway! – Look, we got it, you’re so tired of hearing about how Anne Hathaway stopped eating and sucked weight like a wrestler and suffered for her art so she could be the best Fantine that ever there was that you want to punch her in her overlarge mouth. And you’re nervous as fuck, cause you heard that totally unmixed cut of the trailer a few months ago and she sounded like hell, and like… Patti LuPone, man. Patti LuPone.  But trust us. You are about to have your mind blown. And not just because of “I Dreamed A Dream.” Anne is actually kind of perfect.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #09
Valjean is barechested. Not in that way, unfortunately. –  So, they cut the line about the brand on Valjean’s chest. That’s because it’s not on his chest anymore. It’s on his wrist now, which Tom Hooper probably changed for some dull reason of logic or history. Regardless, it deprives us of a cinematic moment where Hugh Jackman tears his shirt open while simultaneously bursting into song. And just… fuck that.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #10
That moment where the wrongly-accused convict is like, HOLY SHIT. – So we totally love the moment where Valjean bursts into the courtroom to exhonorate the wrongly-accused convict. Mostly we love it because of the actor playing the convict, who takes one look at Valjean and gets this look on his face like, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 1. We feel the same way! 2. That actor knew this was his only screen moment and he had to make it good. 3. We predict this moment will be in Tumblr memes for decades.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #11
Holy balls, the confrontation! – Remember how in the confrontation 24601 and Javert like… sing really loudly at each other about how they’re morally superior and they have shit to do and so the other one of them needs to stand down? And like, you’re mostly just trying really hard to figure out who’s saying what? Yeah. Not in the movie. Because in the movie it’s a motherfucking sword fight. And just when you think Jean Valjean is sunk, he pulls the most badass, unexpected move ever, and the whole thing is so fucking awesome you can’t even remember how it happened in the stage version. Because it feels like something real is at stake here. Like, it’s really life or death. And holy hell, you just don’t ever want to see it happen any other way again.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #12
Helena Bonham Carter and Sasha Baron Cohen are still basically in Sweeney Todd. Remember that time Mrs. Lovett and Pirelli poisoned Sweeney in his sleep, got hitched and moved to France? Yeah, that’s this movie. Helena Bonham Carter still has things nesting in her hair. Sasha is still putting on weird accents that are not accurate, sensible, intelligible, or really even worth it for comedy’s or sanity’s sake. But they’re famous and they’re doing it anyway and this is the way Hollywood happens.

Fangirl Mind Melter #13
The new song is so fucking bad you guys – At the aforementioned press conference, Tom Hooper had a lovely explanation for how the new song really underscores Jean Valjean’s second epiphany – this one about love – and gives weight to his difficulty letting go of Cosette in Act II. But like, it’s time for some real talk, team. This song sucks. Like, good luck not laughing out loud at the terrible lyrics while you’re in the theater.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #14
At this performance, the role of Peter Parker/Spider-Man will be played by Javert. So, there’s a thing in this movie where Javert apparently likes to look out over the gleaming rooftops of Paris, because he spends a lot of time on the roof, hanging perilously close to the edge and stuff. Because it apparently makes a nice visual parallel for what happens to him later on. You know, the whole business with the bridge. Too bad it makes no sense, seems kind of unfeasible, and just makes Javert seem like he has too much time on his hands. In the stage musical, where he’s the only cop in France, there was a lot of work and singing to be done.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #15
HOLY SHIT HERE COMES AARONJOLRAS TVEIT – We actually physically reacted to seeing Broadway’s golden dreamboat Aaron Tveit all Aaronjolrasing it up on the big screen for the first time. Dancing in our seats, gasping inappropriately, etc. Prepare yourself. Stuff a sock in your mouth, have a paper bag on hand to breathe into, something. It’s real and it’s glorious.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #16
Killian and Fra and Allistair, oh my! – If you’ve paid even passing attention to the West End cast of this show at any point in the past few years, you know who Killian Donnelly, Fra Fee and Allistair Brammer are. (If you haven’t, read this.) It’s damn thrilling to see them up on screen. (We’d wager if you’re a Brit, you’re as excited to see them as we were to see Aaronjolras.) Also, the coolest part of all is that you don’t just get a passing second of singing here or there, you actually get to see these fools act. And they act real good.  Broadway fangirls, get ready to fall in love. Brits, try not to interrupt everyone else’s movie experience by screaming your faces off in sheer elation.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #17
Graintaire never has to put the bottle down – Because that line got cut. You’ll miss it. But like, Grantaire probably didn’t miss it. And really, who are we to begrudge the man his booze before he dies?

Fangirl Mind-Melter #18
One more day before the storm, at the barricades of Aaron Tveit’s abs, I mean, freedom. Aaron Tveit is the whole point of this movie. Fin.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #19
Eponine ties up her boobs. In the musical, you see Eponine dressed like a boy. In the movie, you see her getting that way. It’s a poignant detail, her reverse-Yentl moment, when we’re reminded of her girl-ness – the very thing that Marius can’t see in her. And then, once you see it, you think for the thousandth time that he has pretty bad taste in women.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #20
The French soldiers have faces! – Remember when the French soldiers were just disembodied voices shouting melodiously over the barricade? Those days are gone. These soldiers are whole people with faces and feelings and everything. One of them – our favorite one, obvs – is Hadley Fraser. And he will slay you with his good acting just before he slays all the barricade boys. But in all seriousness, seeing the soldiers up close, nose to nose with barricade boys who are hardly younger than them, really gives the uprising a sense of gravity and depth that was sorely lacking on stage.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #21
The Tale of the Tiny Barricade, or, Hey, Why Are You Fighting in My House? – One of the things that plays beautifully in this movie is the scale of the barricade. For the first time, you really have a proportionate sense of how terribly outnumbered the students were, and how lame-ass their matchstick fortifications really were. If Cameron Mackintosh had the courage to make the barricade massive onstage – a thing that required its own entrance and exit music; a thing that legitimately changed theater – Tom Hooper had the courage to make it small. Not like, Spinal Tap small, but small in the sense that its builders were schoolboys with no military training living on nothing but alcohol and bravado. It’s cool, as is the decision to drive the badly beaten students off the shards of their barricade and into the surrounding houses. It gives the scene twisty dimension that could never be achievable onstage – the exact thing that a movie musical should do.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #22
Killian and Samantha err, Combeferre and Eponine 4 Eva! – After Eponine dies singing/saving Marius’ life, keep your eyes peeled. Samantha Barks’ real life leading man, Killian Donnelly, gets to carry her tiny, limp body off screen. It’s disturbingly sweet.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #23
Gavroche gets shot…  in the face. The advent of the Tiny Barricade means that everything in the film’s revolution scenes feels smaller and more intimate than it ever did on stage — including Garvoche’s harrowing, close-range death. Also, the young, baby-tough Daniel Huttlestone is such a doll — and so much cuter than 90% of the wannabe Artful Dodgers who have played Gavroche onstage — that this moment is particularly painful. Clutch thy hankies close, ladies.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #24
Wait, Gavroche is whose brother?! – Most Les Miz devotees know Gavroche’s last name is Thenardier and his sister is Eponine, so why is Courfeyrac cuddling his tiny dead body and wailing like he’s just lost a brother? Confusing, Tom Hooper. We’ll forgive you and chalk it up to the sense brotherhood amongst l’ABC barricade boys, but it’s still weird.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #25
HADLEY FRASER SHOOTS AARON TVEIT IN THE FACE! – Okay. So it’s technically a commander in the French Army shooting Rebel Enjolras in the face. But like. All you’re going to see is West End Star/Heartthrob Hadley Fraser pointing a shotgun at Broadway Star/Heartthrob Aaron Tveit’s mug and you are going to lose your mind for a hot second. Probably because they both look beautiful when Aaronjolras dies.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #26
Ladies and gentleman, the bloody, epic defenestration of Aaron Tveit. – Right before everyone’s about to die on the barricade, you will have this thought: Do not fail me now, Tom Hooper. Because the death of Enjolras is a kind of clincher in the stage show, the upside-down exclamation point following lot of bloody struggle wherein every character you kind of like – or want to shag – ends up in a crumpled heap pinned under a chair or something. Enjolras, stage or screen, if he must leave us, had better go out blazing. And in the movie, he really does. Instead of hanging off the barricade with his innocuous-seeming bloody nose – like he got it at softball practice or something – Enjolras ends up cantilevered out a third-story window, full of bullets and broken glass, the famous red flag as his security blanket. It’s astonishingly crazy and satisfying and horrible – especially because it’s Gabe Goodman they’ve somehow mistakenly strung up there.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #27
There’s shit in the sewer. – You guys, there’s shit in the sewer. Having been mislead for decades by a musical that taught us that there was no actual shit in the sewer – only foggy light, a scrim, and several clear, well-lit paths marked by spike tape – this was a terrible shock. It was even more of a shock when we saw the shitty contents of those shitty sewers smeared all over Jean Valjean and Marius, including their faces. That’s faces in feces, in case you’re keeping track. At certain times, it just looks like a nourishing mud mask, so in order to keep ourselves from vomming or overthinking, we’re just referring to this scene as Marius’s Day at the Spa.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #28
Let’s cut some stuff for the sake of expediency, not just because everyone’s getting paid overtime. –  Thenardier’s sewer song is gone. Probably because it’s hard to sing with shit in your mouth. So is most of Turning, but that’s because that song was basically just shit.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #29
OMG Javert cracks in half – On stage Javert’s suicide is theatrical. It involves dramatic lighting and moving set pieces. But since movies—even ones where people sing all their words—tend to trade more in reality, well. Things are decidedly less artistic. When Javert jumps off that bridge and lands on an dam or lock or partially submerged wall of some sort… it’s…  well, you’re going to hear his whole self get broken. Badly.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #30
WTF, Empty Chairs is suddenly a good song – For years we’ve endured “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” because we understood that romantic hero Marius needed a song. But like. Mostly we were all just wishing we could hear Enjolras belt about liberty again. Except… you won’t be wishing that any more. Not after Eddie Redmayne crushes every last emotion out of “Empty Chairs.” You’ll just be weeping.

Fangirl Mind-Melter #31
The blonde can stay. – There are a lot of miracles in this movie, but here’s our favorite: Cosette didn’t make us want to stab her all that much. Dull as a dairy cow, this character does nothing of note except fret, shiver, and wear hats. And furthering Victor Hugo’s point that there is truly no justice, she doesn’t even die. But in the film, Amanda Seyfried manages to be sweet without being cloying, and she sings nicely enough.

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The 7 Hottest Onstage Henleys

Ah, the henley. The historical origins of his men’s fashion item aren’t totally clear, but let’s make a wild guess here: It was probably underwear. Hence our love and passion for this simple shirt, and for its endless uses in the modern American musical.

We’ve spotted a ton of henleys on stage in the last few years, but costume designers in seasons past familiar with this garment, too. Or they just had eyes, and hormones, and felt the heat when they costumed their leading men in England’s hottest-ever wardrobe export. Either way, we thought it was high time to collect some of our favorite stage hotties in their henleys and share them with you. Scroll on, team, and be prepared to fan yourself when the temperature rises.

Will Chase in Drood
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Joshua Henry in Porgy and Bess
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Will Swenson in Murder Ballad
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Steve Kazee in Once
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Patrick Wilson in Carousel
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Michael Hayden in Carousel
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Jeremy Jordan in Newsies
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Ben Walker in Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson
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Review: The Anarchist on Broadzzzzzzzz

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From my seat in row N at the Golden Theater—where David Mamet’s new play The Anarchist has just opened—it was hard to tell just exactly what was going on with Debra Winger’s hair. One side was swooped up all smooth, as if it were about to be styled into a French Twist, while the other side was a confusing mass of… I don’t know. Braids? Knots? Like I said, it was hard to tell from row N. Hell if I didn’t try to sort it out, though.

You may be wondering what, exactly, this has to do with the show. This detail about a character’s wig. But honestly, this is my clearest memory of Mamet’s entire 60-minute play: staring at Debra Winger’s wig, trying to figure out what the fuck was going on/what it was supposed to say about her character.

Sure. There was a lot of very monotonous dialogue happening between Ms. Winger’s character Ann and co-star Patti LuPone’s character Cathy (who’s wig was slightly less bad). I would eventually figure out that they were debating whether or not Cathy—a convicted murderer and supposedly reformed anarchist—was worthy of being paroled, a decision Ann had direct influence over. Other details were less clear. Like whom exactly Cathy killed (some kind of a cop somewhere?), why exactly she killed him (there may have been two hims?), and why the fuck Ann wouldn’t just stop talking in circles and tell us what her decision is so we could all go have a drink.

But none of that really meant much at the time, perhaps because LuPone and Winger were so weighed down by Mament’s abstract, polemic dialogue that neither of their performances really registered. I mean honestly. For all the color and nuance happening up on that stage, Winger and LuPone may as well have been sitting at a table, doing a cold read of the script. There were moments I felt like one of the kids in Peanuts, listening to an adult mah-mwah-mwah-mwah at me.

Between marathon sessions of staring at Winger’s head, I worked hard to ignore the man slowly, slowly, slowly unwrapping a candy behind me, and checked my watch approximately six hojillion times. You’d think I was the one in prison, counting the minutes until my release.  I actually cannot remember the last time an hour took so long to pass, and frankly, I’m pretty sure I’d rather not waste any more time figuring it out. Just like I don’t want to waste any more of your time writing about this soggy, contrived, snooze of a play.

photo: broadway.com

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5 Things About Carner and Gregor’s Island Song

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Ah, Monday nights in autumn. Most shows are dark. Smash isn’t on. And NYC is awash in benefits and readings. This week, I checked out a developmental reading of Island Song at Le Poisson Rouge. With music by Derek Gregor and lyrics by Sam Carner, this new musical is about 5 young New Yorkers played by Emma Hunton, Sarah Stiles, Raena White, Preston Sadleir, and David Ayers. I won’t be reviewing the show, but here are some things I actually can tell you about it:

  1. There are a lot of musicals that take place in New York City. And a lot of musicals about young people in New York City. I’ll be honest, here: I didn’t think I really needed to sit through another one. But so many of the songs really capture the experience of living in New York. I’m pretty sure everyone who lives here will be able to relate to something in the show, whether it be being able to hear your neighbors through the wall, saying too much on a date,  or working at a temp job.
  2. David Ayers was in this. I don’t know if this will mean that much to you, but in 2005, I saw him as Fiyero in Wicked. My sister was 14 at the time and fell in love with him. She still asks from time to time what he’s up to, and now I finally have something to tell her. It was nice to see him in something again, even without the green pants. It was also great seeing Sarah Stiles and Emma Hunton again and being introduced to Raena White and Preston Sadleir.
  3. There was a meta moment where Emma Hunton sang, “I’ve seen Rent,” which is funny because she, you know, actually was in Rent as Maureen.
  4. If you’re a vegetarian and you go to Le Poisson Rouge, don’t order the nachos because they might accidentally put chicken in it and that can be very upsetting. However, the wait staff is very nice, so still do go to Le Poisson Rouge, but order something safe like the milk and cookies.
  5. Twenty percent of the ticket sales went to the New York City Firefighter Brotherhood Foundation to benefit rescuers who dedicated their time to helping others during superstorm Sandy whose own homes were destroyed. For a show that pays tribute to a city which is still hurting, this is an awesome move.
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You know what’s a terrible idea? A Broadway-inspired Halloween costume.

No, really. If you want to be That Person at every single party, you should definitely start rummaging around thift stores for the perfect Fantine costume. So then, everyone can walk up to you and drunkenly ask, “So what are you supposed to be? A milkmaid?”

Here are some costumes that seem like a great idea at the outset… until you think about it for a minute…

1. Little Cosette

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What you are: Impoverished post-revolutionary waif.
What people will think you are:

  • Homeless
  • Cinderella, pre-Fairy Godmother
  • The Little Match Girl

2. Harold Hill

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What you are: Small-time con man
What people will think you are:

  • One quarter of a barbershop quartet, only you never meet up with the other three guys
  • John Philip Sousa
  • Marching band guy

3. Mark Cohen

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What you are: East Village artist wallowing in self-imposed isolation and poverty
What people will think you are:

  • Occupy Wall Street guy
  • Stuart Copeland in the early 90s
  • Pop singer Marc Cohn

4. Fagin

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What you are: Dickensian villain
What people think you are:

  • Hagrid on a diet
  • Low-rent Gandalf
  • Sweetums
  • Professional wrestling’s The Undertaker

5. Elphaba

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What you are: Green-skinned witch who is not evil, but empowered
What people think you are: The one in the movie, who is actually evil

6. Sweeney Todd

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What you are: Homicidal barber
What people think you are:

  • Edgar Allan Poe
  • Willy Wonka
  • The Little Dutch Boy

7. Grizabella

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What you are: A magical cat
What people think you are:

  • Lady Gaga
  • Bette Davis in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane
  • Zombie pre-op Dolly Parton
  • The Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock
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That’s Gross: Saving Grace?

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If you had asked us a couple of months ago what the hardest ticket to get this fall would be, we would have probably said Craig Wright’s Grace. It’s a new play with a superstar cast (Paul Rudd, Ed Asner, Michael Shannon, and Kate Arrignton) that appeals to locals, out-of-towners, theater-people, and non-theater people alike. That pretty much gives it an edge over every fall show so far. But grosses haven’t been nearly as high as we expected. As in, not sold out at all. And it’s an affordable ticket.

Let’s take a look at the weeks leading up to last week’s opening:

Week Ending Gross Capacity Average Ticket
9/16 $219,944 89.3% $76.05
9/23 $465,332 76.5% $70.49
9/30 $440,352 86.6% $67.29
10/7 $511,130 86.0% $68.86
10/14 $547,708 79.1% $80.21

The first week only had three performances, but the next few weeks were just okay in terms of grosses and capacity. Musicals usually do better than plays, but plays with stars often sell out, so it’s surprising that Grace is bringing in numbers on par with the lower grossing musicals like Bring It On and Chaplin. Paul Rudd is arguably the biggest star in a straight play right now. Grace is the only new play this season so far. The only other non-revival straight plays are War Horse, which grossed $646,331 last week, and Peter and the Starcatcher, which grossed $422,517. And both of those shows are on their way out. It practically has no competition. It should be a no-brainer, right? Yet the week ending October 7 it was in the bottom 5 in terms of gross and average ticket price.

The reviews for Grace were mixed and aren’t likely to have a substantial effect on the box office, though this past week did see a slight increase in sales, which will probably pick up even more around the holidays, so when the show ends its limited run on January 6, it may go out on a high note. But ultimately, we don’t think this will ever be a tough ticket to get. Our advice to the marketing team: start playing up the fact that Paul Rudd appears in boxers. That’ll sell tickets.

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Four Things From Last Night’s Grace Talkback

Last night we attended a performance of Craig Wright’s Grace—starring Ed Asner, Paul Rudd, Michael Shannon and Kate Arrington—over at the Cort Theater. After the show was over we were invited to hang around for a talkback with the cast, moderated by Patrick Pacheco. After someone asked a smart question about religion, it was pretty clear that it would be inappropriate for us to ask Michael Shannon if he ever sang “Music of the Night” backstage while still in his character’s deformed half-face/mask, or toss any Alicia Silverstone/Clueless mentions at Paul Rudd, so we mostly just observed. Below, some of the fun moments we caught.

  • First and most important thing to note: PAUL RUDD IS SO CUTE YOU GUYS IT’S ACTUALLY HEARTSICKENING. Like, when you look at him you can instantly imagine brushing your fingers through his beautiful hair while he rocks your infant child to sleep, and then your ovaries explode and the shrapnel lodges in your heart and you want to cry forever.
  • If you don’t already know this, Paul Rudd’s character Steve is a relatively crazy, not-so-good-guy/religious freak. Anyway. At one point Kate Arrington was talking about how she envies people who have real certainty in their beliefs, and that Steve’s certainty is one of the things she finds charming about his character. Just as Arrington calls Steve charming, Rudd turns to the audience and says “SEE!” as if to prove his character WAS likeable, y’all. It was deeply charming.
  • Ed Asner is the actual best. At one point, Patrick Pacheco fumbled a question about whether or not Rudd & Arrington thought their characters were having sex and things got reallll uncomfortable. Lots of awkward hemming and hawing. No worries, though, team. Ed Asner was there to save us. “I slept with her,” he quipped, cracking everyone up and killing the tension instantly. Thank god for Ed Asner. Just… don’t think too much about his sex life, m’kay? It’s… yeah…
  • Michael Shannon is both real serious, and real thoughtful, so he was giving very measured answers to people’s questions when he had the opportunity to speak. That is, until the moment he got really distracted by his own eyebrow, which was still all gunked up from the stuff they use to affix the deformed half of his character’s face – PHANTOM OF THE GRACE PLAY, Y’ALL! – and had to like, stop completely to pick at it. “Sorry, I had spirit gum in my eyebrow,” is our actual favorite quote of the night.

Credit: Craig Barritt

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