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Being both generally intrigued by new musicals/their composers, and known to occasionally debate Sex in the City’s relationship to reality, when we heard about Cait and Meggie Doyle’s new musical Hot Mess in Manhattan, we knew had to check it out for you guys.

Featuring the songs of 11 hot new musical theater composers (or composing teams) Hot Mess is a 75-minute journey through the life of The Mess, a mid-twenties Manhattanite, with a barren wasteland for a bank account, a self-imposed, semi-tragic boy situation and dreams she can hardly remember anymore. When mom cuts her off and a particularly drunken night costs her the lame karaoke hosting gig she relies on, The Mess realizes she’s got some work to do. So of course, she’s going to use Carrie Bradshaw to guide her journey. Fantastic idea.

Hot Mess is frothy entertainment, peppered with moments of fresh, realistic insight about the young, urban experience in NYC. Plus, there’s a hot guy who takes his shirt off—Jared Zirilli—and the songs are good, too. Despite each being written by a different composer, all eleven songs work within the context of the musical. Some of our favorites include Ryan Scott Oliver’s “The Mess” (above), Drew Gasparini’s “Text Message Song,” Gaby Alter’s “Union Square” and Adam Gwon’s “Running.”

This weekend Hot Mess is wrapping up a developmental run at the Theater of Actors on 54th Street, so if you want to see more, there’s a bit of time to check it out. If you can’t make it, we’ll pop a few more videos below so you can get a taste of the music, and of co-librettist/leading lady Cait Doyle’s sense of humor.

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That’s Gross: 10 Years of Labor Day Weekend Grosses

While it’s not the official end of summer, it’s safe to say that Labor Day weekend caps off the summer tourist season on Broadway. School is back in session, summer hours are over at work, and people won’t start taking major trips to New York City again until before the holidays. In light of that, we decided to look at the past 10 years of Labor Day weekend grosses to find out which shows ruled the box office during those final days of summer.

Here are the numbers:

Year Top Gross Top Capacity Top Ticket Price
2012 The Lion King ($1,721,417) The Book of Mormon (102.6%) The Book of Mormon ($477.00)
2011 Wicked ($1,602,104) The Book of Mormon (102.4%) How To Succeed… ($302.00)
2010 Wicked ($1,622,078) Wicked (100.0%) The Lion King ($116.66)
2009 Wicked ($1,549,937) Jersey Boys (101.3%) Jersey Boys ($350.00)
2008 Wicked ($1,521,795) Rent (100.8%) Jersey Boys ($350.00)
2007 Wicked ($1,3480,508) Grease (100.90%) Jersey Boys ($351.00)
2006 Wicked ($1,452,817) The History Boys (102.3%) Spamalot ($301.25)
2005 Wicked ($1,302,047) Spamalot (101.8%) Spamalot ($301.25)
2004 Wicked ($1,211,753) Wicked (100.0%) The Boy from Oz ($251.25)
2003 The Lion King ($1,133,810) The Lion King (101.6%) The Producers ($480.00)
2002 The Producers ($1,121,419) Mamma Mia (101.8%) The Producers ($480.00)



In terms of gross earnings, it looks like Wicked is to Labor Day weekend what Will Smith is to Independence Day weekend. It’s dominated the Labor Day weekend box office for 7 out of the past 10 years. This year, The Lion King surpassed it for the top spot, but only by relatively small margin of $21,000.

But interestingly enough, Wicked has only grabbed the top spot in capacity twice. Without standing room tickets, Wicked can’t go higher than 100% capacity, which often keeps it from that top spot. That category was pretty much all over the map — usually going to crowd-favorites like The Lion King, Jersey Boys, Mamma Mia!, and the reigning box-office capacity champ, The Book of Mormon. Rent took the top spot in 2008 — a week before it closed. Grease nabbed it in 2007 — two weeks after it started previews.

You know where else you won’t see Wicked? In the top ticket price column. That doesn’t mean you can get bargain-priced tickets to Wicked, of course. You can’t have a top grossing show without selling a few expensive tickets. But the producers may have a strategy to keep the prices high, but relatively accessible. Or maybe a $400 ticket to Wicked just isn’t sellable. Unlike, say, to The Producers. Remember when people spent $480 on a single ticket to that show? Oh Broadway… you so crazy.

The biggest surprise, though, is The History Boys, which had the highest capacity percentage in 2007, a full four weeks before it closed. It was the only play to appear in either of the top categories in 10 years. Impressive.

As for Wicked, we’re sure we’ll be seeing it nab this spot for years to come. Which, for a first-run show with an original score that doesn’t rely on stunt casting to sell tickets, is fine by us.

Grosses are provided courtesy of The Broadway League. Click here to read this week’s complete list of grosses.

More from NineDaves and LovelyLinda can be found on their respective blogs.

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Showbituary: Jordan, Out

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We’re feeling a little sentimental today. That is to say, sad. Or devastated. Or like life will simply not go on as it should.

Because… wait for it… Jeremy Jordan departs Newsies tonight. He’s leaving for something cool, granted. But he’s still leaving, and we reserve the right, in light of that, to have a day of uncontrollable tears hedged by bouts of sullen malaise.

Because damn, Jeremy’s Jack Kelly — strike leader with a heart of gold and a pretty blue shirt that brings out his eyes — was our favorite thing of the 2011-2012 theater season. Like, our single favorite thing. Even slightly more favorite than Steve Kazee in a henley singing sad songs with an Irish accent — no small accomplishment.

But as Jeremy departs on his metaphorical train to Santa Fe, we just wanted to take a minute to remember how much we loved — loved — his fiery, broad-voweled Jack. We loved, too, how he talked about the role as though it was his fate from childhood, the fulfillment of something that was set in motion when he was eight years old. Of course, as Jeremy Jordan dreamed of being Jack Kelly, we simultaneously dreamed of marrying Jack Kelly, so it’s no surprise how hard we swooned when Newsies finally made it to the stage.

There’s other stuff, too, that’s tugging at our heartstrings today: Jeremy’s whirlwind transition from one of the season’s biggest flops to one of its biggest hits, and his insane work ethic in handling both; his tendency to F-bomb on Twitter; his vast collection of filthy baseball caps (that we sincerely hope a Hollywood stylist tears from his clutches before they do permanent follicular damage); that adorable/hot scar on his chin — a look that Ben Brantley described as “baby-gangster.” We’re going to miss it all. Oh yeah, and that high note at the end of “Santa Fe.” It would be impossible not to miss that — the zenith of all of Jack’s soaring, fair-trade, better-world hope… ARE YOU CRYING? We’re crying. OK, maybe just a little.

But there’s good news. You get to see Jeremy Jordan on TV now in Smash, which is a lot cheaper than seeing Broadway shows all the time. And you know he’s going to be somebody’s love interest — what would be the point otherwise? — so you’ll probably see him shirtless and smooching somebody or other. And it’s on TV, which means you can turn every frame of his performance into an internet meme. So it’s not all bad. And in the meantime, in this difficult period before Smash starts, there’s always the DVD of Joyful Noise

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Weekend Agenda: A-Marin-Mazing Edition

So, what did we learn this week? The folks in the Book of Mormon national tour cast are bigger theater nerds than you, Andrew Rannells is heart-meltingly adorable in The New Normal, and the Newsies have all kinds of swag. Onto the news…

  • Jekyll and Hyde will play the Richard Rodgers Theatre in April, 2013 following a national tour. If Frank Wildhorn were to write a song about this moment, he’d probably call it, “Jekyll & Hyde Will Play the Richard Rogers Theatre in April, 2013 (Following a National Tour),” and it would be an emotive rock ballad with lyrics by Richard Stilgoe.
  • In a completely anticlimactic development, the Julie Taymor vs. Spidey lawsuit has been settled out of court. Shame, I was hoping for a showdown in the middle of Times Square reffed by a shirtless Reeve Carney.
  • It’s only a rumor at this point, but we’d love to see Mark Evans play Elder Price in the London production of The Book of Mormon. For those of you who don’t know, Mark Evans is currently playing Sam in Ghost, he’s Welsh, and he looks like this. Any objections?
  • The Best Man has recouped, even with its less-than-star-studded replacement cast, just in time for closing on September 9.
  • Neil Patrick Harris will definitely return for an as-yet-untitled sequel to Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, obviously, which just makes us more excited for it than ever. John Barrowman has to play Johnny Snow, natch.
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Remember that time that all of Broadway was so effing scared of shows closing instantly and with terrible reviews that they decided to open all of them in the spring instead of the fall? You know, so they had a better shot at winning Tony Awards, which are clearly the golden, shining path to success, longevity, and recoupment. Anyway, welcome to the fall, 2012 Broadway season, you guys! It’s pretty damn depressing, as you’re about to realize. Well, most of it is. Hidden within the sweaty folds of the season are a few gems… and a couple of totally weird things that we have to see, regardless of taste or quality… ours, or the shows’. Here’s the buzz…

Yay!

Drood
Who would have thought that a decades-old Rupert Holmes musical staged by the Roundabout would be the show to watch this season? But with a particularly intriguing cast (Stephanie J. Block, Will Chase, Jessie Mueller, Chita Rivera, Betsy Wolfe), and a score that’s held up over time, this show has become one of our most anticipated of the season. We can’t wait to see how the show handles the choose-your-own-ending conceit in these modern times (Text messaging? Twitter? Clap-o-Meter?), and how many of the show’s famously deleted/modified/never-recorded/rarely-recorded/rarely-performed songs and endings will actually see the light of day. Bring it. And we think it was Jasper in the drawing room with the knife…

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Sure, this play about a feuding married couple could make you claw your eyes out and entirely lose your faith in love, life, and humanity. But throw in the deliciously talented, awkwardly hot Tracy Letts and you have a play that we basically need to see. Possibly many times. Sober. Although that wouldn’t be in keeping with the mood…

Glengarry Glen Ross
Okay. So. We may think Jeremy Shamos is the best (and that he deserved a Tony just for that scene in Clybourne Park where he jumped around a lot). And we may want to throw our panties in the air every time we hear Bobby Cannavale’s voice rumble our way. And Al Pacino may be a fucking legend. And one of us may still have half of The West Wing memorized. And we may love the word fuck so much that it makes our parents unhappy, even to this day. But give us a minute and we’ll totally wow you with all the intelligent, nuanced reasons we — oh fuck it, why bother?! Those really are the reasons we’re excited. And we stand by each and every one of them.

Annie
We totally understand why Annie makes some people want to stomp on shrill little orphans and their freckles. And we bet producers are having all kinds of fun with stage parents, as we speak. But we’ll confess to thinking this revival is kind of a big deal. First of all, Katie Finneran will be playing Miss Hanigan, which is basically genius. And then, there’s Anthony Warlow—he of the epic Jekyll and Hyde conceptual recording, crazy pipes, and handsome bald pate—who has yet to make his Broadway debut. When it comes to casting Daddy Warbucks, on a scale of one to perfection, he’s a dream. We’d call him Daddy any day.

Oh Dear…

Rebecca
We’d be super duper sad about the dearth of hot, high-profile new musicals in the fall… if it weren’t for Rebecca. Because it isn’t every day that Broadway gets a Eurotrash import with fire. If you’re a connoisseur of the truly craptacular — and who isn’t? — you’re probably unable to contain your excitement for this goth-y, power-ballad-drenched semi-thriller. I mean, yeah, it could be bad. But we hope it’s the kind of bad that feels oh-so-good.

Dead Accounts
We’d love to have been flies on the wall when all the producers sat around a table and went, “A Theresa Rebeck play starring Katie Holmes. What a great idea!” Because then we could have silently laughed at them. Or buzzed with mocking, miniature glee. Thank God for Norbert Leo Butz –- we find ourselves saying this a lot -– who at least guarantees this show a crumb or two of genuine credibility and quality, and makes it something other than a blatant attempt to give Katie Holmes some post-Tomkat relevance.

Scandalous
Kathie Lee Gifford wrote a musical, y’all. That is a real thing, and not just a figment of your most craptacular dreams. This could be fifty shades of cray — possibly in a bad way — but frankly, we actually cannot wait. We’re already in our seats, strapped in for a wild, boozy ride. The fact that Carolee Carmello is starring is just icing on this pill-popping cake.

The Performers
A PLAY ABOUT MALE PORN STARS STARRING CHEYENNE JACKSON. I mean. What? Is this the product of some kind of crazy voo-doo that turned every girl/gay in theater’s wettest dream into a reality? And if so, does anyone even care? Here at The Craptacular we always say “You can’t have it all, unless you’re Cheyenne Jackson.” But with The Performers on Broadway, we might need to modify that maxim to: “You can’t have it all, unless you’re watching Cheyenne Jackson play a porn star live on stage.” We’re thinking they should probably sell underwear at intermission — you know, for those of us who need backup — they’d make a killing.

Whatevs…

Chaplin
Not to be dicks, but, what even is this show? And why are we hearing nothing about it? Normally, a show with a tagline that involves the word ‘tramp’ and that much yellow artwork would hold our attention for at least a few seconds, but there isn’t even a whisper coming out of the Barrymore. We’re having a hard time getting ourselves worked up.

Elf
Sure, Charles Isherwood is dying to bring his zinger of a review back out of the archives, and we kind of can’t blame him. Unfortunately, we also can’t even make ourselves pretend to be excited that this adaptation of our second favorite Christmas movie of all time — after Holiday Inn, of course, where “White Christmas” made its debut—is coming back to Broadway for the Holidays. Even The Mick’s Mom isn’t enthused. That’s bad news, considering she still answers the phone, “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” on Christmas Day.

The Heiress
Here’s how not to promote your upcoming play, if you’re a Hollywood star: Show up at The Tonys in a barely-there dress breezily fielding questions about what your Tonys speech will be… next season. For a show that does not yet exist. Jessica Chastain’s whole Tony night schtick put a bad taste in our mouths for lots of reasons, but we’re trying to keep our spirits up for Moises Kaufman, who we’re trusting to rein in his star — or at least get a decent performance out of her. Because her dowdy character in this play won’t be saved by a sequined dress.

Cyrano de Bergerac
Oh god, are we really doing this again? This old dog probably didn’t need another revival, and with a cast that barely registers on the Richter scale of awesomeness, although we do love ourselves some Doug Hodge. And the show’s art isn’t helping much. (What’s Cyrano hiding under that hat? Boxes of Altoids? A porcupine?) We are mildly curious about Kyler Soller, the Aaron Tveit-alike playing Christian, but that character’s too insubstantial to really get us excited.

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5 Moments of Lea Michele YouTube Greatness

You guys, we have such mixed feelings about Lea Michele! One minute she’s blowing us away with her talent and adorableness, and the next she’s being kind of awkward and socially challenged and we don’t know what to even do with her! But. It is her birthday. So we thought we’d pay tribue to Ms. Michele, in all of her vast complexity, by showing you some of our favorite YouTubery in which she factors large. Enjoy!

1. Lea Michele and Gavin Creel singing “The Word of Your Body” from Spring Awakening

BECAUSE THIS ISN’T WEIRD AT ALL. Lea deffers isn’t like, a decade younger, or child size compared to the very 6’2 Gavin Creel. We totally believe that they’re both hormonal teenagers in 1890s Germany who are about to do the dirty together. But really. Though it is difficult to imagine anyone could suspend their disbelief enough to buy these two as a star-crossed teenage couple, this song marks the beginning of Lea’s journey with Spring Awakening–one that would ultimately lead her to Jonathan Groff, and eventually Glee.

2. Lea Michele tells People.com about her first Glee audition, with clips for illustrative purposes

Holy shit, she really IS Rachel Berry, yo! No wonder she’s so convincing. We appreciate Michele’s own sense of humor as she shares a video that we can only think to describe as Classic Lea. Hilarious. After that we’re not shocked she landed the gig, are you?

3. Lea Michele performs “The Wizard and I” from Wicked at Feinstein’s in 2008

Sure, in person she seems kind of more like a Galinda, but as a performer, Michele is clearly an Elphaba. Feinstein’s is a pretty small room for a voice this big, but we’re not gonna lie, we’d kind of love to hear her blow some vocal chords belting this shit out in a tiny room.

4. Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff perform “Not While I’m Around” from Sweeny Todd

Okay. You got us. We just wanted to ensure there was a least a little Groffinator in here. Also, we were at this cabaret, watching from pretty much the same angle this video was shot at, so its a fun little trip down memory lane. Plus who doesn’t love a little Sondheim duet, right? Or that amazing moment around 3:04 where Groffalicious is CRYING and Lea reaches out to wipe a tear from his angelic cheek.

5. Lea Michele Belts “Don’t Rain on my Parade” to the Rafters at the 2010 Tony Awards

Well. This is it, isn’t it? Lea’s big moment. Sure, she’d performed at the Tonys before–as part of the ensemble piece from Spring Awakening 3 years earlier–but she’d never been the star of the number, or for that matter, such a star of the broadcast itself. Another perk of starring in the year’s biggest TV show, we suppose–you get to use the Tony Awards to audition for your dream role in Funny Girl.

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Hey there. Guess when we filmed this edition of Crappy/Spectacular? If you went with August 18th, right after a Newsies matinee, you’re totally correct. As you can tell, seeing as it’s currently the 28th, we had a bit of an editorial backup. But hey, it’s live, right?!

And honestly, we couldn’t possibly have let this video languish unpublished, firstly because it features our dear friend and contributor NineDaves, and secondly because we spend more than half of it talking about Jeremy Jordan and Norbert Leo Butz, and like, 4+ minutes of hottie talk should never go to waste. Ever.

So get ready. It’s eight minutes long, and in addition to chatting about two of our favorite Broadway Hotties, we chat Into the Woods as well. It’s a gem.

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That’s Gross: A Less-than-Warlike War Horse

Remember when War Horse was the toughest straight play ticket in town? Lately, the show has been available on TDF and TKTS, which would have been unfathomable a year ago.

From the time War Horse opened on April 14, 2011 until September, 2011, capacity only slipped from 100% once, and even then it was at 99.8% (the week ending July 10, 2011). In September and October, 2011, capacity was generally between 95% and 100% and grosses were still hovering around $900,000 a week — an impressive take. It wasn’t until April, 2012 that we started seeing regular decreases in capacity and gross. One theory: The DVD of the movie version was released that month. For anyone who could stay awake through it, a trip to the theater might not seem so urgent.

Even in the tourism-saturated months of June and July, 2012, grosses were in the $500,000 and $600,000 range and capacity was often between 60% and 70%. The show had its worst week ever the week ending August 5, grossing $474,389 and only filled 59.7% of its 1,100 seats. Things were looking better last week, when the show grossed $537,676 and filled 84.4% of its seats. Those are respectable numbers for a play, but compare that to the week ending August 21, 2011, when grosses were at $995,750 and capacity was at 100%.

War Horse’s Tony win for Best Play was more than a year ago. With the summer ending, we’re wondering whether War Horse will stay put at the Vivian Beaumont, or gallop off into the sunset. The good news is, if you waited to see the show, you can now see those puppets at a discount.

Grosses are provided courtesy of The Broadway League. Click here to read this week’s complete list of grosses.

More from NineDaves and LovelyLinda can be found on their respective blogs.

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Steven Pasquale is a busy man. In addition to preparing to lead a brand new drama for NBC, Do No Harm, this summer he also starred opposite Kelli O’Hara in the new musical adaptation of Far From Heaven at the Williamstown Theater Festival. Before a matinee performance, Pasquale took time out of his busy schedule to sit down with us and talk surprise musical numbers, peanut butter, and just how many performances of Miss Saigon is too many…


Lucky: I saw you in Miss Saigon when I was 16 years old. Was that one of your first professional gigs?
Steven: It was, yeah. I started working right away. I was only 19 years old when I did that show. What city?

L: Boston. At the Wang Center.
S: We had a great time in Boston. I remember it well. I’m from a small town in Pennsylvania so I never ate good food until I was on the road.

L: How is Far from Heaven going so far?
S: Very good. We’re all very happy with where it’s at right now.

L: How did you come to this project?
S: Michael Grief and I had been workshopping a show called Giant – a Michael John Lachiusa show – for many years. We had a sad conversation about me not being able to do that show on the street like a month ago. And he said, ‘Well, that sucks. But because you don’t start shooting your new TV show until August, why don’t you do come do Far from Heaven at Williamstown?’ And the rest, as they say…

L: Is this a project you could feasibly continue with, if it has a future on Broadway or elsewhere?
S: It’s going to happen at Playwrights Horizons in the spring, and there’s a good possibility that I could be available to do it.

L: Even with your TV show.
S: My TV show is a midseason show, so I’ll be done in February.

L: What’s your favorite thing about this character and working in this show at the moment?
S: What I really like is that this character is that he’s not a stereotypical leading man at all. He’s really a tortured, complex, layered person. So it’s been a new muscle entirely.

L: So are you approaching it more like you would a nonmusical role?
S: Yeah, exactly. But it’s extremely demanding vocally, so it’s a fine balance.

L: You haven’t done a musical in a while.
S: I haven’t been onstage in a musical since The Light in the Piazza in Seattle.

L: Can you talk about your TV show a bit?
S: I’m doing a show for NBC called Do No Harm, which is a contemporary reboot of the classic Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Lewis Stevenson about a brilliant and charming neurosurgeon who struggles with an alter ego that wreaks havoc on his personal and professional life. It’s spectacular. I’m really looking forward to it.

L: Are there going to be any surprise musical numbers on your new TV series? Any dream sequences?
S: No. Absolutely not. I refuse. My life as [a screen] actor is pretty separate from my life as a Broadway guy. But it’s always a conversation. Like, ‘Maybe we can get you singing at a bar!’ Like, yeah, this neurosurgeon also happens to be a singer.

L: You had a singing moment on Rescue Me.
S: But that’s because that was ridiculous and funny. This is not a comedy.

L: You grew up in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Were you one of those kids who was doing a ton of theater?
S: No, I was a jock as a kid. I didn’t start in theater until I was a junior in high school. I got hurt playing football, and I couldn’t finish the season and I was really depressed. And my buddy Mike said, ‘We’ll do the play.’ It’s really fun and there’s some pretty girls in it. So I did the play and just fell in love, not just with the idea of acting, but with theater people. Just this sort of wacky world of carnies that we are.

L: What was the play?
S: Fame, the musical. I played Tyrone. They changed his name to Tony.

L: Was that the first time you had ever sung?
S: That was the first time I’d ever sung. I’d always been a good mimic. So I would sing along in my car with like, Stevie Wonder and Donny Hathaway and Marvin Gaye. So I thought, ‘Well, I can kind of sing.’ But I never took a lesson. I still haven’t.

L: How did you decide to pursue acting professionally?
S: After that school year, I went to Northwestern, where they have this program for young actors. That’s the first time I was around other young kids who were really passionate about it. And at that point, I was like… I have to do this. But I’m from like, a conservative, middle class, Republican household. So they were like, ‘You want to be an actor? That’s the weirdest thing ever.’

L: Was your family supportive?
S: They were certainly intrigued at first. They were like, ‘Oh great. That’s just Steve wanting to get out of doing real work by being an actor.’ And then they saw me in a couple of things and they thought I was really good.

L: How did you transition into doing it professionally?
S: I went to college and I majored in it at SMU in Dallas, Texas. Then I went to New York on a break and I auditioned for the national tour of West Side Story and I booked it, so I went out on the road. That was my first audition ever and I got the job. And I was like, ‘Wow, this is fun. You just audition and they give you jobs.’ The same thing happened with Miss Saigon. That was my second audition and I got that job. I went out on the road with Miss Saigon and I did Miss Saigon almost 1200 times. Which is 975 times more than anyone should do Miss Saigon. And then I moved to New York and was like, Alright! What’s next? And of course I was unemployed for a year and a half.

L: Most important question: What was your first date with Laura?
S: I think we did the ‘We’re all going out to a bar for a drink’ thing. When really all we wanted to do was go just the two of us. So we ended up in the corner intimately talking, while our other friends were being completely ignored by us. That was our first date. Then we’d have this routine where she would come over and I would cook. That’s the only cooking phase I’ve ever had in my life, so you know I was smitten. So I would cook for her.

L: Are you a good cook?
S: Not at all. But it was a whirlwind. She blew my mind.

L: OK, what’s your favorite book of all time?
S: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay . Or Pete Hamill’s Forever.

L: Do you read on paper still, or have you made the switch to digital?
S: I’m an iPad guy, so I’m now reading on the iPad, which I love at night because you don’t have to worry about light. But I do miss the architecture of holding a book in your hand.

L: Are you technology averse? Or are you one of those people who must have the gadget.
S: I’m like a B plus with technology. I kind of understand it, but like… if I have an issue, I have to call somebody.

L: Favorite mid-to-late-nineties pop song.
S: “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” by R.E.M.

L: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were a kid?
S: Of course not!

L: Wait, why not?
S: I’m a man’s man.

L: Oh, come on. Boys are allowed to have stuffed animals. What’s wrong with that?
S: They are. If you rip their heads off. Yeah, no. I didn’t have a stuffed animal, sorry.

L: Wow, no nostalgia whatsoever.
S: No nostalgia for stuffed animals whatsoever. I’m sorry to disappoint you. But I do have other ridiculously sensitive qualities.

L: OK, now you have to tell me about them.
S: I’m a big crier. So if I go see a movie where there’s the potential to cry, I am the one crying in my chair.

L: What is the last movie that you cried at?
S: The Help.

L: I’m trying to imagine you crying at The Help right now.
S: I was crying so hard! I was with my daughter, who was embarrassed. She’s 15, and she was like, ‘Dad. It’s not that sad.’ Or, a beautiful piece of music will make me cry. So I offer you that instead of stuffed animals.

L: Favorite cookie?
S: Peanut butter anything.

L: So your passion for peanut butter doesn’t stop at cookies.
S: I would bathe in peanut butter. Or like… I would have somebody sew a pouch to my chin that’s filled with peanut butter that I could access at any point. If I wasn’t always playing guys who have to take their shirts off… I would have a pouch of peanut butter.

L: How do you feel about playing guys who have to take their shirts of all the time?
S: I hate it. I can’t wait until I’m sixty and I can just grow into my character actor self and just be fat as can be.

L: Really?
S: No. I like being healthy. But it’s certainly a pressure that I didn’t imagine having as a young person.

L: What words do you use too often?
S: I use ‘essentially’ way too often. My wife is the only one who will call me out on stuff like that. She has a super impressive left brain, so she’s very good with language and vocabulary and she’ll call me out sometimes when she thinks I’ve misused a word. That’s a comfort level that we should all strive for.

L: Words you don’t use often enough.
S: Fuck.

L: You don’t use it often enough?
S: I use it sometimes, but I would like to use it more. Also, shit. And piss.

L: What music are you listening to these days?
S: I’m super into the old-fashioned stuff these days. Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong. Pandora has changed my life. I have a Bill Withers station, and I’ve got a Louis Armstrong station.

L: Before you have to go, I have to ask you about doing The Intelligent Homosexual’s Guide… at the Public.
S: Can you say the whole title?

L: I can’t.
S: I can’t either, and I was in the play. Tony Kushner doesn’t remember the whole title.

L: They were calling it iHo for a little while.
S: Yeah, then it kind of started to sound like iHop. So, the title was The Intelligent Homosexual’s Guide to Capitalism and Socialism with a Key to the Scriptures.

L: So you do know the whole title.
S: Of course. I was in the play. Yeah, I was trying to make you laugh, and you didn’t laugh.

L: Did you like working with Tony Kushner?
S: It was one of the Hall of Fame highlights of my life. It was pretty spectacular. Granted, the play wasn’t done and it was four and a half hours long, but I was very fond of that play. It was Tony’s ode to those classic Arthur Miller, Tennessee Williams family dramas.

Credit: Greg Lotus

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That’s Gross: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Bring It On…By the Numbers

Maybe it’s vindication for us theater kids who never felt like we fit in with the cool crowd in high school. But the cheerleaders are on Broadway now, and they’re losing this popularity contest.

It’s been two weeks since Bring It On opened, and given it’s recent numbers, we’d suggest that the show’s cast perform some cheers outside the box office. You know, for motivation.

While the show closed out the week ending August 19 with its highest gross yet — $508,052 — capacity percentage has been on a steady decline. Of the 1,325 seats in the St. James Theater, Bring It On filled only 76.9% of them — a drop from more than 90% during previews.

But here’s the thing. During previews, you could buy a ticket to Bring It On for next to nothing. The show’s tickets were heavily discounted, and averaged out at about $44-48. Since opening, the average ticket price has gone up, but not by much. This week, the show brought it up to a whopping $61.89. That’s the highest average ticket price they’ve had yet, but it’s still the lowest on Broadway.

The weird thing about all of this: Days after opening, Bring It On extended until January 20, 2013. What was supposed to be a limited run suddenly became more substantial. We’re thinking that producers extended because the show got semi-positive critical reviews (Basic summary: “This wasn’t as bad as we expected!”). Only time will tell, but at the moment, the folks at Bring It On probably wish they had more to cheer about.

Grosses are provided courtesy of The Broadway League. Click here to read this week’s complete list of grosses.

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